getting serious will cause stress, run your blood pressure up and kill you. ease up and read this.
here is an excerpt from a children’s book written by Dave Pilkey….titled…”Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants”. The Professor forces everyone to assume a new name
Let’s see what your name will be.
(1)…. use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a)= poopsie n)= zippy
b)= lumpy o)= goober
c)= buttercup p)= doofus
d)= gidget q)= slimy
e)= crusty r)= loopy
f)= greasy s)= snotty
g)= fluffy t)= tulefel
h)= cheeseball u)= dorkey
i)= chim-chim v)= squeezit
j)= stinky w)= oprah
k)= flunky x)= skipper
l)= boobie y)= dinky
m)= pinky z)= zsa-zsa
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Now, use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a)= apple n)= rhino
b)= toilet o)= bubble
c)= giggle p)= hamster
d)= burger q)= toad
e)= girdle r)= gizzard
f)= barf s)= pizza
g)= lizard t)= gerbil
h)= waffle u)= chicken
i)= cootie v)= pickle
j)= monkey w)= radish
k)= potty x)= tofu
l)=liver y)= gorilla
m)= banana z)= stinker
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Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a)= head n)= chunks
b)= mouth o)= hiney
C)= face p)= biscuits
d)= nose q)= toes
e)= tush r)= buns
f)= breath s)= fanny
g)= pants t)= sniffer
h)= shorts u)= sprinkles
i)= lips v)= pickle
j)= honker w)=squirt
k)= butt x)= humperdink
l)= brain y)= brains
m)= tushie z)= juice
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George Bush’s new name is:
Goober Chickenshorts….. what’s yours??
have a good day… Sincerely your moderater…
Lumpy Bubblehumperdink
the captain
