Don’t get too serious

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 getting serious will cause stress, run your blood pressure up and kill you. ease up and read this.

here is an excerpt from a children’s book written by Dave Pilkey….titled…”Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants”.  The Professor forces everyone to assume a new name

Let’s see what your name will be. 

(1)…. use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a)= poopsie                   n)= zippy

b)= lumpy                     o)= goober

c)= buttercup                p)= doofus

d)= gidget                      q)= slimy

e)= crusty                      r)= loopy

f)= greasy                      s)= snotty

g)= fluffy                       t)= tulefel

h)= cheeseball                  u)= dorkey

i)= chim-chim                    v)= squeezit

j)= stinky                         w)= oprah

k)= flunky                        x)= skipper

l)= boobie                         y)= dinky

m)= pinky                          z)= zsa-zsa

……………………………………………………………………..

Now, use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a)= apple                       n)= rhino

b)= toilet                      o)= bubble

c)= giggle                      p)= hamster

d)= burger                     q)= toad

e)= girdle                       r)= gizzard

f)= barf                         s)= pizza

g)= lizard                       t)= gerbil

h)= waffle                      u)= chicken

i)= cootie                        v)= pickle

j)= monkey                       w)= radish

k)= potty                         x)= tofu

l)=liver                            y)= gorilla

m)= banana                       z)= stinker

………………………………………………………………………

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a)= head                     n)= chunks

b)= mouth                   o)= hiney

C)= face                     p)= biscuits

d)= nose                     q)= toes

e)= tush                      r)= buns

f)= breath                   s)= fanny

g)= pants                      t)= sniffer

h)= shorts                     u)= sprinkles

i)= lips                          v)= pickle

j)= honker                      w)=squirt

k)= butt                         x)= humperdink

l)= brain                         y)= brains

m)= tushie                       z)= juice

——————————————–

George Bush’s new name is:

Goober Chickenshorts….. what’s yours??

have a good day… Sincerely your moderater…

Lumpy Bubblehumperdink

the captain

the captain

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